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Name: Ravin Chkn
Birthday: 3/21/1977
Gender: Male
Interests: See above, haha. No really, I`m a boring person.
Expertise: ...uh, drinking? Oh wait, thats a skill.
Occupation: Trying to find new and creativ
Industry: There was this one time in ban
Message: message me
Website: visit my website
Member Since:
3/7/2007
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| You ever wake up and just...know? I had a moment like that. No matter what people tell you or whatever you tell them, its only words until you take action. Remember the old saying, " Actions speak louder than words?" Yeah, thats me. My moment has come and I taking action....... I`ve embraced the gym. Too long have I slothed through this life. Too long have I said I will workout with passion. I admit, my workouts of yore were halfhearted at best. I went without reason. Well, thats the plan anyways. I will check back in a week or so. Damn...not getting any younger. D`oh. | | |
|  Wow...its been a while. Perhaps too long, but like all great relationships, time does not change a good thing. Sadly, I must admit, I have a new lover....I`m sorry Xanga, but Facebook had taken me by storm. She has encompassed me like a dream without an end.
But I have returned with renewed vigor! I shall write more often and regale you with adventures beyond belief. In fact, not much has changed. I`m still fat, my Echo is still abused and I am still a bum. Omit the adventure thing I said a sentence ago...an exciting day for me is how much stubble had grown since the morning. Ugh. So where does this lead to? The simple truth is that I will be back. It would be irresponsible to just leave my dear readers without any reading material. I apologize for the long delay... | | |
|  Awww Man.... Now that I`ve grown accustomed to my daily life of pergatory, I have come to the realization that there are just not enough hours in the day to loaf around and be the best bum a person can be. Many, many hours have been spent on sites devoted to my kind...namely, Youtube and Ebaumsworld. Tools of the Devil or A gift from Heaven, internet is here to stay....and depending on my mood, I can go either way. Another device that occupies my day is (wait for drumroll): The Wii and Xbox. Now those two are evil. The Wii invites others of my clan to gather and drink my booze and stay until it gets bright. For five STRAIGHT days. Bastards. The only reason they left was because I ran out of booze. As for the Xbox, its for members of the clan that are confined to their homes because they don`t want to venture out, but would rather stay home until there are enough of us to get online and fight evil-doers from the comfort of their couches. For that, I am also guilty. In closing for this update on my rather unexciting life, it seems that my adventures have grown few and far apart. I shall remedy that in a form of an adventure of my invention. How? Excellent question! I will most definately get back to you. I suppose the curious will want to drop off applications and resumes in hopes to immortalize themselves in history...I promise nothing. P.s I`ve cut my beautiful golden locks, gained some unsightly weight, changed the oil in my poor echo, made ramen from scratch (except for the noodles) and stare at my unused gympass that was gifted to me by a friend. Sweet boring life, I welcome you with open arms. | | |
| And so it begins...the countdown has begun to my very own path to joblessness. Yes, dear reader, by this time Friday, I shall be a bum. My current status will be downgraded to "Starving Actor" and I shall be forever classified as such, since my love for theatrics and drama will carry on. Ahh, it is good to be free. Now where do I hang my pants?
But fret not! My journey has only begun. Working has only hindered my progress. That is why I chose to quit and not because the company found out that I had an illegal Gucci purse factory under my desk. Sure, the use of child labor didn`t help my case...but my desk is small!
Anyways, my poor abused echo can now breathe a great sigh of relief....her days of booting my huge ass around aren`t over, but at least she won`t be used on long hauls full of supplies and road rage.
For those wondering what will be waiting for me, feel free to find me wandering the various BC Liquor Stores isles, in search of the next great find. If you don`t see me there, try the parking lots and look for the echo with the drunk dude inside, haha. Okay, perhaps I`m grossly exaggerating...my answer to what lays ahead really depends on a flip of a coin. Its that simple, folks. You should try it one day, whatever side it lands on, just do it and don`t look back. That philosophy has carried me this long and it will until the day I`m found face down in a bowl of cornflakes. (Hopefully from old age and not from a blunt object from my future wife)
Thats it for today. Enjoy the never ending rain and try not to play in traffic.
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To the people of the world; "Greetings....and happy Hump day." I KNOW! I`m not a pervert, but its the first thing that crosses your mind, right? Right?! Honestly, whoever called today "Hump day" either worked for Durex or Trojan or they just could not spell Wednesday. Truth be told, I was informed that it is called Hump because its the middle of the week...like a camel. I know what you`re thinking (Whaaattttt??) Believe me, I think my source is either high on drugs or just one giant tease. My source can go either way. Sometimes both. So between me and you, wishing a man to have a happy hump day isn`t the brightest of ideas. Read my last blog...we are pigs and walking slugs. Mighty proud of it as a matter of fact. I suppose if a guy wishes another guy to have a happy hump day (in the non-gayest way possible) it would put a dirty smirk on our faces all day...yeah, all you ladies know that look: the half open mouthed smile, head tilted to the side, the early signs of a drool build-up and the unfocused empty look to the eyes...ooooh yeah, calling us scum does us no justice. So, to conclude this ramble, today will go on about as every other hump day before it... I bid you all adieu. | | |
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